http://blog.petegraham.co.uk drive fast; die rich Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:20:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So I haven't done written on this blog for over a month, just thought I'd do a quick post to reassure people that I haven't quit, as a number of my loyal reader have voiced their concerns. I've had an extremely busy month (and a bit) with changing jobs, moving house ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/06/28/blogging-resumed-sort-of/ Below is a picture of a cow with an Emo haircut which has been amusing greatly recently, I added the “Emoo” speech bubble myself! If you have any pictures of animals with Emo haircuts send them to me and I’ll get them up on this blog straight away, I’ve been having ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/05/15/animals-with-emo-haircuts/ Not only is the new Carling C2 advert for an absolutely terrible product but it’s officially the worst advert I’ve ever seen in my life! In the advert a Robot that looks similar to R2D2, but not similar enough for George Lucas to sue, goes into a Robot bar. We’ll ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/05/14/petes%e2%80%99s-advert-watch-return-of-c2/ Just checked my statistics for this blog and lots of the people reading it have been coming through the Google Image search, so expect lots more photos to be appearing on this blog soon. I dyed my hair black last week so here are some recent photos of me: Brooding Shot of ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/05/10/back-in-black-new-pete-graham-photos/ I have applied to run the London Marathon in 2008, the charity I am hoping to run for is Get Kids Going! a unique, national charity that gives disabled children and young people the wonderful opportunity of participating in sport. I hope that as loyal readers of my blog you will ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/05/10/london-marathon-2008/ Anyone watching Hollyoaks this week will have seen excellent examples of the Hanky Panky Rule 2 and Baby Rule 1 where Louise has got herself knocked up and it looks like the father is Warren not PC Calvin. How big a chump is Calvin? I think he’s the 2nd most boring ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/05/10/hollyoaks-know-the-rules/ Many fans of this blog have expressed a dissatisfaction about the lack of Graham's laws recently. The last thing I want to do is upset my loyal fans so here's one for you all. Graham's 13th law was discovered by Pete Graham and Juilian E. Prestoon Esquire in the early Naughties. ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/04/30/grahams-13th-law-glasses-beard-socks-sandals/ What ever happened to Son of Dork? Ticket Out of Loserville was a brilliant song! Pete Graham xXx http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/04/30/pete%e2%80%99s-ponderings-5/ It’s been a while since my last rules of soaps article, but I’ve been doing a lot of soap watching recently and have observed some interesting new rules. Hanky Panky Rule 1 – STD Rule If you’re having an affair or you have nookie with someone you shouldn’t you are 8 times ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/04/25/rules-of-soaps-%e2%80%93-part-4/ When did they change the Neighbours credits? Could have been a while ago as I normally fast-forward them, at least they haven’t messed about with them too much, unlike the new raunchy Hollyoaks credits! Personally I find them a bit too much, with all the dancing and wind machines. I ... http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/04/25/new-soap-theme-tunes-for-neighbours-and-hollyoaks/