Comedian Brian Posehn has got a video up on Youtube for a song called “Metal By Numbers“. In the video he parody’s many bands and the genre in general.

I was only finding it mildly amusing until around 3:20 into when the song goes into the “mosh” part. Brian comes out with the brilliant quote: “…lookout for the screamo kids trying out their karate kicks, dude you look gaytarded”.

Gaytarded is officially my new favourite portmanteau (Gay + Retarded) it replaces my previous favourite Beardos (Beard + Wierdos). I also enjoy the line “I wish everbody would put their shirts back on, its kinda gross” and the fact that there’s a guy on a horse dressed like a barbarian in the moshpit.

There is a superb parody/tribute to the Megadeth video “Peace Sells who’s buying” at 3:55. “Peace Sells..” is one of my favourite heavy metal videos of all time, if you’ve never watched it I demand that you go and do it now! Unfortunately the quality of the video on Youtube isn’t very good.

“I want to watch the news!” - “this is the news”

Pete Graham xXx