To conclude my amazing trilogy of things that I think are rubbish, the most rubbish things is paying £3.50 for a bottle of Carling, when you receive the bottle you find not only is it plastic but its also warm. This is what was happening at the Babyshambles gig at the Hammersmith Apollo last night. The gig itself was actually really good although, the crowd only got hyped-up when the Libertines tracks got played. Maybe smack-fiend Pete Docherty will pay some attention to this when he can get his head out of Kate Mosses growler for one minute.

Pictured above Kate Moss in a classic reading a book pose.

• FACT: Kate Moss now “has a belly” according to Heat Magazine
• FACT: Mosses can grow in temperatures just above freezing, but maximize their photosynthesis at 50° F. Photosynthesis cannot occur in temperatures above 70° F, therefore mosses shut down their growth when the temperature is hot and water is unavailable
• FACT: Kate Moss takes it up the bum, Tommy O says so

Pete Graham xXx