Pete Burns is this weeks Wally of the Week for suing a plastic surgeon for giving him lip injections that made his lips too big. Apparently Pete’s big lips left him feeling “physically repulsive” and “suicidal”. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure having plastic surgery go wrong is an upsetting and traumatic experience, however I think Pete suing for his lips is like Jordan suing a plastic surgeon for back-pain caused by her giant jugs.

I would like to point out that I am a big fan of the Dead or Alive back catalogue especially “you spin me round (like a record)”. Below is a picture of a Potato made to look like Pete Burns, I think the likeness is quite striking. You can find many more potato look-alikes on The Starchy Gallery.

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• FACT: Holly Valance was in a film last year based on the video game Dead Or Alive.
• FACT: Holly Valance should go back to staring in Neighbours
• FACT: Holly Valance guest vocals on the Har Mar Superstar Album “The Handler”

Pete Graham xXx