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		<title>Wally Buggered By Dog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Martin Hoyle is this weeks &#8220;wally or the week&#8221;. He was jailed for 12 months after police caught him being buggered by a dog. Martin claimed that &#8220;the dog took a liking to him and tried to rape him&#8221; he also claimed that the dog had tried to pull his trousers down with his teeth. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Martin Hoyle is this weeks &#8220;wally or the week&#8221;. He was jailed for 12 months after police caught him being buggered by a dog. Martin claimed that <em>&#8220;the dog took a liking to him and tried to rape him&#8221;</em> he also claimed that the dog had tried to pull his trousers down with his teeth. Hoyle, 46 is an alcoholic like Mel Gibbson.</p>
<p>This story was first covered by the Yorkshire Evening Post, apparently this sort of thing happens all the time Yorkshire. Here’s what Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle before he jailed him:<br />
<em> &#8220;Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who<br />
voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.<br />
Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely<br />
disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>I like the sound this Judge Alistair McCallum character here is my top 5 list of judges:</p>
<ol>
<li>Judge Dredd</li>
<li>Judge John Deed</li>
<li>JUDGE (the hardcore band of the late 80&#8217;s)</li>
<li>Judge Alistair McCallum</li>
<li>Judge Jules</li>
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<p><img src="http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/judge.jpg" /><br />
I would like to thank my good friend John Atkins for drawing my attention to this story. <a href="http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/2007/01/26/wallys-wanted-dead-or-alive/">Here&#8217;s a link</a> to last weeks wally.<br />
Pete Graham xXx</p>
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