Quite simply if your at a gig or listening to some music and start thinking to yourself “ooohh that’s a bit loud” then you are officially old and not down with the kids any more, go get yourself a pipe and slippers granddad.

This rule also works in a 2nd more subtle way. When you get extremely old you often start to go deaf and have the TV on super loud. So if your listening to Coronation Street on full blast then its highly likely your too old.

Pictured above Charles Darwin, he was an old man.

• FACT: Charles Darwin was lived in Shrewsbury
• FACT: They have built a bizarre monument in Shrewbury called Darwin’s gate which caused controversy with the locals
• FACT: Posh people pronounce Shrewsbury Shrowse-bury
• FACT: Old Folk are useless they can’t use computers

Pete Graham xXx