A woman walks into a bar and asks for a “double entendre”. So the bartender gave her one.

If like me you like double entendres then you’ll probably enjoy these British TV Double Entendre’s.

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It’s a man riding a pig. What more do I need to say. This man is clearly a true hero, look at his enjoyment of the moment, see how he has tamed the savage beast, is he drinking a beer? Oh yes! What a legend.

If you liked that then you make also enjoy Amazing Animated Gif #2. Also I found some absolutely beautiful pieces of animated gif artwork over at Change The Thought.

Pete Graham xXx

As many of my more attentive readers will know I’m a big fan of Marmite Yeast Extract Spread™. In recently years Marmite has really branched out with a multitude of spin off products. If there’s one thing I like more than Marmite it’s making lists so here’s my top 7 list of Marmite products.

1. Classic Marmite in a real glass jar
2. Marmite Crisps
3. Marmite Cheddar Bites (basically Marmite flavored Mini Chedars)
4. Marmite Cheese
5. Marmite Cereal bars
6. Marmite Breadsticks
7. Squeezy Marmite in a silly plastic container

I’m yet to try the Marmite Rice Cakes, but rice cakes are a bit rubbish in general so there probably going in towards the bottom of the list. According to the Marmite Wikipedia Page there are Marmite Cashew Nuts available (think I saw them advertised on the tube), Nuts are pretty ace so I’d image these will go in around 2 or 3.

The Marmite cereal bars are nice but have a strange soft consistency for a cereal bar. It’s also a bit odd to have a cereal bar which is savory. I wonder if Marmite will branch out and make an actual cereal, I suspect not as the combination of Marmite and milk would be a bit weird.

Pete xXx

This really is one of my favorite gifs ever, what’s this brooding gothic character handing to Brad Pitt…

Its was a drawing of a cock all along hahahahahahahahah! I’m not sure who the creative genius that made this was but I suspect it may be the same artist that made this “messge from batman”.

Message from batman graphic via Nick “Creative Powerhouse” Wavish. Check out Amazing Animated Gif #1 or AAG1 as the cool kids are calling it.

Pete Graham xXx

This weeks wally of the week is the person that was employed to do the proof reading for the cookbook: The Pasta Bible. A mistake in one of the recipes was over looked and it was published saying the dish required “salt and freshly ground black people”. 7,000 copies of the book are to be pulped and the mistake will cost the company over $2,000 (that’s about £8.50 last time I checked the exchange rate). More information over at the Guardian.

Above is a picture from the pasta scene in Lady and Tramp which is possible the most romantic scene in any cartoon ever. Last week’s wally of the week were Workmen Wallies, well I say last week in reality that post was actually made over two years ago. Via John “it’s not gay if you give it” Atkins.

Pete Graham xXx

People who know me know I’m a huge animated gif enthusiast. I’ve decided to start a new section where I publish some of my favourite animated gifs from around the internet. The below gif really does has everything; midgets, wrestling, yellow speedos. It is truly a work of beauty. Enjoy!

If you liked this gif then you will probably enjoy the Homoerotic  Hassel Hoffian Recursion too. Orginal source explodingeyeballs.net.

More coming soon you gif maniacs!

Pete Graham xXx