Hollyoaks know the Rules!
May 10th, 2007 by 
Pete
Anyone watching Hollyoaks this week will have seen excellent examples of the Hanky Panky Rule 2 and Baby Rule 1 where Louise has got herself knocked up and it looks like the father is Warren not PC Calvin.
How big a chump is Calvin? I think he’s the 2nd most boring character after Jake. Warren is probably my favourite character at the moment, I think he’s the best Hollyoaks bad guy since Rob Hawtorn. Does anyone else find Warrens sister really annoying?
Pictured above Warren Fox: Helluva Lad!
Pete Graham xXx
Posted in Banter, Pete Graham, hollyoaks, rules of soaps | 
7 Comments »
May 10th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
To me a soap chump would be a positive character, think Lee Hunter in his heyday. Chumps are anything but boring, they bring hilarity and bumbling incompetence wherever they go!
May 10th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Yes chump is probably a bad choice of word, Lee Hunter was brilliant, as was Lance from Neighbours.
I believe Lee Hunter is in Coronation Street these days but being a Gentleman I don’t watch ITV so can’t be 100%.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Don’t forget me, I was a great Comedy chump!
May 12th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
jambo was a phenomenal hollyoaks chump,
sadly will mellor went on to do two pints of lager,weak!
also for me personally the this way up guy eclipses rob hawtorn as a hollyoaks bad guy
ps warren fox really is a hell of a lad,
rumour has it he was spotted out drinking with oli owen last bank holiday
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Indeed warren’s sister is annoying and calvin. I also find immensely annoying…
- the illegal immigrant
- the illegal immigrant’s wife’s youngest sister
- the little girl who got pregnant
- the little girl who got pregnant’s boyfriend
- the gumpta who slags off the illegal immigrant’s wife’s youngest sister also the guy who supplies jake’s baby’s aunt with drugs
- jake’s baby’s aunt
- the girl who likes the gay
- the gay’s boyfriend (arggghhh!)
- darren pubface (though sometimes he’s funny)
- steph dean
- steph dean’s boyfriend
- the student gay
- the little girl who got pregnant’s boyfriend’s brother
- the little girl who got pregnant’s boyfriend’s best friend who we don’t see anymore
- the illegal immigrant’s wife’s sister’s boyfriend (both of them – tony’s brother and otheer guy)
- the illegal immigrant’s wife’s sister -> the geek
I forget their names so decipher that suckas!
June 5th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
The Rob Hawthorne wikipedia link was the best. Some chump (probably Rob Hawthorne) wrote out a massive synopsis of the character’s movements in his time on the ‘oaks. Morons.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
heeesss gawwjus