Below is a picture of a cow with an Emo haircut which has been amusing greatly recently, I added the “Emoo” speech bubble myself!

If you have any pictures of animals with Emo haircuts send them to me and I’ll get them up on this blog straight away, I’ve been having trouble finding many.

Talking about Emo I was quite amused last night to see Hollyoaks use the My Chemical Romance song Teenagers as their opening track, they haven’t used the Hollyoaks classic One Way or Another by Blondie for a while, I’m looking forward to when that’s used again.

Pete Graham xXx

Not only is the new Carling C2 advert for an absolutely terrible product but it’s officially the worst advert I’ve ever seen in my life! In the advert a Robot that looks similar to R2D2, but not similar enough for George Lucas to sue, goes into a Robot bar. We’ll call this robot C2D2 although in the ad he’s called something crap like X2000.

The R2D2 lookalike orders a C2 circuit board; apparently robots drink circuit boards not liquids. The bar goes silent, the other Robots are probably thinking “who’s this robosexual”. C2D2 then smugly announces “Yeh that’s right, half the strength, tastes great, and I like it”. The other robots then return to what they were doing and a television screen shows the slogan “C2 also available as larger”.

Thankfully I’m not the only person to realise how bad this advert is, a full write-up on it can be found over on TV’s Worst Adverts. If you’re one of the lucky ones that hasn’t seen the ad yet then you can see this atrocity over on youtube. Here’s a link to my last advert watch. If you like robots then you might like my Top 7 robots list.
Pete Graham xXx

Just checked my statistics for this blog and lots of the people reading it have been coming through the Google Image search, so expect lots more photos to be appearing on this blog soon.

I dyed my hair black last week so here are some recent photos of me:

Brooding Shot of yours truly

Tasty Black and White Number

Pete Graham Pouting

I have applied to run the London Marathon in 2008, the charity I am hoping to run for is Get Kids Going! a unique, national charity that gives disabled children and young people the wonderful opportunity of participating in sport.

I hope that as loyal readers of my blog you will be sponsoring me. I began my training last night by sitting on my arse, drinking beers, and watching Kill Bill – Part 1, which has inspired me to purchase a yellow tracksuit.

Pete Graham xXx

Anyone watching Hollyoaks this week will have seen excellent examples of the Hanky Panky Rule 2 and Baby Rule 1 where Louise has got herself knocked up and it looks like the father is Warren not PC Calvin.

How big a chump is Calvin? I think he’s the 2^nd most boring character after Jake. Warren is probably my favourite character at the moment, I think he’s the best Hollyoaks bad guy since Rob Hawtorn. Does anyone else find Warrens sister really annoying?

Pictured above Warren Fox: Helluva Lad!

Pete Graham xXx