Graham’s 13th Law: Glasses + Beard = Socks + Sandals
April 30th, 2007 by 
Pete
Many fans of this blog have expressed a dissatisfaction about the lack of Graham’s laws recently. The last thing I want to do is upset my loyal fans so here’s one for you all.
Graham’s 13th law was discovered by Pete Graham and Juilian E. Prestoon Esquire in the early Naughties. It states that if an individual is seen sporting a facial hair and spectacles that they are also highly likely to be wearing sandals accompanied by socks.
Below is photographic proof, much more proof can be seen here.
Pete Graham xXx
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3 Comments »
May 2nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm
This is a travesty. The law clearly states socks and sandals = beard.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Who do you know with a beard and glasses? Or am I the exception that proves the rule?
June 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Well Charlie if you bothered to read my comment posted above yours, you’d see the law was; socks and sandals = beard. But to answer you question, my Dad has a beard and glasses. But how did he get his beard you ask if that’s not the rule? Well he wears socks and sandals. Jeebus, some people!