I know lots of my loyal readers are very keen to buy me a Christmas present or two, so here is my list of what I want from Santa this year:

1. Limited edition single of the ultra-rare Chico and Ricky Martin Duet
2. Life sized cut-outs of all of Girls aloud except the ginger-one
3. A giants dice: preferably monochrome, 6-sized, cubic with rounded edges
4. Davey Havok style clip-on Emo-swoop
5. Little Chris Calendar 2007
6. Arnold Schwarzeneggers Encyclopaedia of Modern Bodybuilding
7. A LCD speedometer, Corolla compatible
8. Snorkel and Flippers set
9. Some skin-tight white drain-pipe jeans like Johnny Borrell Wears
10. My weight in Bock Artois

Pictured above Davey Havok, best swoop in the world?

Pete Graham xXx