I’m sure my giant avocado was emitting an eerie green alien luminance last night, very disturbing. Pretty sure its getting bigger too. I’ve discovered that there is a annual Avocado-Fest in California, where a competition is held to find the worlds biggest avocado. I plan to attend Avocado-Fest 2008 and claim the top prize.

Other avocado related news, a woman in America is suing Food Giants Kraft for selling Guacamole which only has 2% Avocado in its ingredients. Kraft is responding by renaming the product “Avocado flavoured”. Here’s the full story. This reminds me of the Americans that sued McDonalds for making them fat, ridiculous! Its like someone trying to sue me for stopping them working because they were reading my blog (ahem, TCAT Maths department/Enthusiasts).

Pete Graham xXx

ps. Anyone planning to sue me don’t bother, I have the same lawyer as OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson.

I know lots of my loyal readers are very keen to buy me a Christmas present or two, so here is my list of what I want from Santa this year:

1. Limited edition single of the ultra-rare Chico and Ricky Martin Duet
2. Life sized cut-outs of all of Girls aloud except the ginger-one
3. A giants dice: preferably monochrome, 6-sized, cubic with rounded edges
4. Davey Havok style clip-on Emo-swoop
5. Little Chris Calendar 2007
6. Arnold Schwarzeneggers Encyclopaedia of Modern Bodybuilding
7. A LCD speedometer, Corolla compatible
8. Snorkel and Flippers set
9. Some skin-tight white drain-pipe jeans like Johnny Borrell Wears
10. My weight in Bock Artois

Pictured above Davey Havok, best swoop in the world?

Pete Graham xXx