To conclude my amazing trilogy of things that I think are rubbish, the most rubbish things is paying £3.50 for a bottle of Carling, when you receive the bottle you find not only is it plastic but its also warm. This is what was happening at the Babyshambles gig at the Hammersmith Apollo last night. The gig itself was actually really good although, the crowd only got hyped-up when the Libertines tracks got played. Maybe smack-fiend Pete Docherty will pay some attention to this when he can get his head out of Kate Mosses growler for one minute.

Pictured above Kate Moss in a classic reading a book pose.

• FACT: Kate Moss now “has a belly” according to Heat Magazine
• FACT: Mosses can grow in temperatures just above freezing, but maximize their photosynthesis at 50° F. Photosynthesis cannot occur in temperatures above 70° F, therefore mosses shut down their growth when the temperature is hot and water is unavailable
• FACT: Kate Moss takes it up the bum, Tommy O says so

Pete Graham xXx

While I’m ranting about rubbish things today mySpace’s reliability seems to have gone tits up this week, most of the time I can’t login at all and just get a “sorry and unexpected error has occurred” message.

Twat faced mySpace creator Tom currently has 137144488 “friends”.

Pete Graham xXx

I’ve watched a few videos about the new Nintendo Wii console online and it looks very exciting, I think I’ll probably buy one in the new year. The consoles name is pronounced “We” incase you didn’t get the amazing Pun in the title of this blog.

Apparently the demand for the console is absolutely huge and many shops are struggling to get their grubby hands on enough consoles to satisfy the Wii-crazy Great British public. Other Wii related news some spackers* have been getting too excited and letting go of the remote while playing and smashing their TV’s hahahah!

Pete Graham xXx

* spacker is used here in the context of the playground insult and is not a reference to actual spastics

I am the only person that thinks the british sports personality of the years award is rubbish? Does anyone actually care who gets it? Apparently Horse Faced Princess Ann’s daughter might win it this year.. wahooo! I’d rather rate poo’s than watch that shit.

• FACT: Princess Ann opened the Super Dome at TCAT
• FACT: Pete Graham used to work at TCAT
• FACT: Pete Graham refused to meet Princess Ann because he thought they should have got a decent sports celebrity like Muhammad Ali, Gary Lineker or Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Pete Graham xXx

Looks like tesco are copying Apple’s Steve Jobs and getting in on the act of employing slave labour. The Supermarket giant has been paying the equivalent or 5p per an hour to factory workers employed to make their clothes, well how else can they sell jeans for £5. Ah I love the sweet sweet taste of exploitation! More details on Tesco and this story can be found here.

Pete Graham xXx