Blāk is the new Black
December 5th, 2006 by 
petegraham
Recently I’ve been reading Pete M Grahams blog (he’s not me), on it he reports that coke are planning to release a new product called Coke Blāk. This new beverage will be a cross between traditional coke and coffee. Its aimed at a more mature/sophisticated/maylordian market. Oh and its going to have twice the caffeine of normal coke so is bound to send you turbo!
As many of you are aware I have officially declared Carling C2 the worst drink ever. Recently my obsession with C2 has been growing and I have developed a hatred with any product bearing the name C2. A few years ago Coke released a product called C2 apparently this was rubbish too, I see a pattern emerging! While researching Coke C2 I stumbled upon this site: theimpulsivebuy.com, it’s a quasi-product-review-site that does quasi reviews of rubbish products.
One of their reviews I particularly enjoyed was the one for the McDonalads McRib, surprisingly this is also rubbish, the photo they have makes it look absolutely disgusting!
- FACT: The McRib contains no actual Ribs just a flabby piece of pork
- FACT: It’s rumoured that Freddie Mercury and Prince both had ribs removed so they could suck their own todgers
- FACT: Freddie Mercury had a Moustache
Pete Graham xXx
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6 Comments »
December 5th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
pepsi have on on the streets,
mcribs were nice came out with pocahontus promotion. bbq sauce included free!
December 5th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Didn’t you have your bottom 2 ribs removed Tom? I never ate a McRib but the picture makes them look pretty rank.
December 5th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I had 4 removesd for extra depth
December 6th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Pepsi have already done a pepcoffesi.
It tastes like chemical residue
But it’s quite addictive
December 7th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Hey, were you still at notts when they trialed C2 in the ark? They couldnt give that shit away. All the bar staff kept offering you a free one if you bought 2 pints of real carling… or one pint… or a pint of anyhting else… or just if you strayed a llittle too near the bar.
December 8th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I think C2 in the ark was after my time mate, thank god! Not surprised that they couldn’t even give that stuff away. I remember the ark being a bit of a shit hole anyway, it always smelled of sick and the floor was sticky. The addition of C2 is guaranteed to make rubbish things worst.