Comments on: Graham’s 4th Law: Red things are Fast!

By: Graham’s 7th Law: If its on the Internet then it must be True! « Peteamania

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:57:59 +0000

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By: Tommy o The one man show

Tommy o The one man show — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:21:21 +0000

did you mean pet mania, youlike that internet joke

By: petegraham

petegraham — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:57:06 +0000

Phevans,

You will be pleased to know that Graham’s other laws will be being covered on this very blog over the next couple of months!

I thought it would be more entertaining covering them in a random order rather that increasing numerical value.

By: Phevans

Phevans — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:47:06 +0000

The important question is, of course, what are Graham’s first three laws?

If none of them relate to being hella tough then I’m going to be sorely disappointed

By: petegraham

petegraham — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:24:04 +0000

I think a red-leather interior on the white flash could make it even sexier than it already is!

I think lots of Red LCD displays would probably boost the top speed by about 25mph, especially a digital speedometer!

Possibly some red velvet curtains could be nice too, you just don’t see enough cars with curtains these days..

By: Luigi Mario

Luigi Mario — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:13:51 +0000

It’s meya. your brother. mucha gracios. Meya don’t like being called slow, why did iya getta the greenie costume?

By: Super Mario

Super Mario — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:09:09 +0000

Itsa me, Mario!

Ima red and mucha fasta than my slow coach brother luigi!

By: Kyle Nene

Kyle Nene — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:30:59 +0000

maybe you should fill the white flash with red items. maybe some red seats, a red ipod sock, red headlights. a liverpool shirt in the back window.

By: petegraham

petegraham — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:25:30 +0000

Kenny it is true that my car in red would be faster, however the insurance on such a vehicle would be astronomically high, and we all know I’m insured up to my tits!

It should also be noted that a white car coordinates with iPod’s best and pristine white converse weapons. Also white is officially the most retro-futuristic colour for an automobile.

By: Kyle Nene

Kyle Nene — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:46:47 +0000

this contradicts the “white flash” craft that petemania operates.