C2 Strikes Back
November 18th, 2006 by 
petegraham
My sources tell me that C2 has returned! Apparently there is an offer in the sun giving away 4 packs for free. Well you need to give that shit away no-one gonna buy that piss in a can.
I was out in Hammersmith last night, the bar/club I was in didn’t have a cloak room and some chump stole my jacket, grrrhhhh. Whoever you are you know your not gonna pull that jacket off as well as Pete Graham!
I have been thinking about buying a pet recently, thinking I’ll probably buy a giant tortoise so it can double as a coffee table.
Pete xXx
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7 Comments »
November 20th, 2006 at 9:54 am
how would the physics of putting your cup of coffee on a giant tortoise work pete? would it not simply slide of the tortoise? does a giant turtle have a level shell therefore enabling the stable resting place cups of tea require? or is it so you could put your can of C2 on it, then it slides off spilling everywhere and providing an excuse not to drink it?
November 20th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Kenny a few people have been asking for more information on how the tortoise-coffee table hybrid would work. I am planning to draw a diagram in paint and include it in my blog entry later today.
I don’t think a turtle would work very well as a coffee table as they have the ability to move much faster, I think they require a wet environment to survive also. In contrast a tortoise is very slow and actually hibernates for a large percentage of the year, making it ideal.
November 20th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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November 21st, 2006 at 9:42 am
[...] Other good news, Cookie found my jacket last night, that I thought got nicked on Friday night. Apparently it was at the bottom of his suitcase all along. Not sure how it got in there, probably part of his plan to steal my clothes and see me naked. [...]
December 5th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
[...] As many of you are aware I have officially declared Carling C2 the worst drink ever. Recently my obsession with C2 has been growing and I have developed a hatred with any product bearing the name C2. A few years ago Coke released a product called C2 apparently this was rubbish too, I see a pattern emerging! While researching Coke C2 I stumbled upon this site: theimpulsivebuy.com, it’s a quasi-product-review-site that does quasi reviews of rubbish products. [...]
May 14th, 2007 at 9:18 am
[...] Not only is the new Carling C2 advert for an absolutely terrible product but it’s officially the worst advert I’ve ever seen in my life! In the advert a Robot that looks similar to R2D2, but not similar enough for George Lucas to sue, goes into a Robot bar. We’ll call this robot C2D2 although in the ad he’s called something crap like X2000. [...]
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