C2 Strikes Back
November 18th, 2006 by 
petegraham
My sources tell me that C2 has returned! Apparently there is an offer in the sun giving away 4 packs for free. Well you need to give that shit away no-one gonna buy that piss in a can.
I was out in Hammersmith last night, the bar/club I was in didn’t have a cloak room and some chump stole my jacket, grrrhhhh. Whoever you are you know your not gonna pull that jacket off as well as Pete Graham!
I have been thinking about buying a pet recently, thinking I’ll probably buy a giant tortoise so it can double as a coffee table.
Pete xXx
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6 Comments »
November 20th, 2006 at 9:54 am
how would the physics of putting your cup of coffee on a giant tortoise work pete? would it not simply slide of the tortoise? does a giant turtle have a level shell therefore enabling the stable resting place cups of tea require? or is it so you could put your can of C2 on it, then it slides off spilling everywhere and providing an excuse not to drink it?
November 20th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Kenny a few people have been asking for more information on how the tortoise-coffee table hybrid would work. I am planning to draw a diagram in paint and include it in my blog entry later today.
I don’t think a turtle would work very well as a coffee table as they have the ability to move much faster, I think they require a wet environment to survive also. In contrast a tortoise is very slow and actually hibernates for a large percentage of the year, making it ideal.
November 20th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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November 21st, 2006 at 9:42 am
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December 5th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
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May 14th, 2007 at 9:18 am
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