My sources tell me that C2 has returned! Apparently there is an offer in the sun giving away 4 packs for free. Well you need to give that shit away no-one gonna buy that piss in a can.
I was out in Hammersmith last night, the bar/club I was in didn’t have a cloak room and some chump stole my jacket, grrrhhhh. Whoever you are you know your not gonna pull that jacket off as well as Pete Graham!
I have been thinking about buying a pet recently, thinking I’ll probably buy a giant tortoise so it can double as a coffee table.